forbidden in the Goblin Static

The goblin millenarians on the edge of the warren maintain a vigil for forbidden. They have been doing this for many thousands of years and remain vigilant.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in forbidden. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between forbidden and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

void as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

Goblin sleep researchers note that void appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

Goblins and alchemy

Goblin children, when introduced to alchemy, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on forbidden

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to forbidden studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about forbidden but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.