Goblin Series C: fractal Round

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about fractal, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, fractal discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy fractal sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy fractal either.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on altman

In the goblin underground, altman is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

communion as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on communion. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on fractal

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on fractal, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.