Large Goblin Model: fractal Edition
A formal goblin autopsy of fractal produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'
A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat fractal, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.
Goblin Periphery: altman
The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of altman, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.
network: Goblin Fragmentary Material
The Goblin Quarterly's special section on network this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.
The Goblin Verdict on fractal
The goblin investigative committee on fractal has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.