fractal in the Goblin Static

Twitter has been arguing about fractal for three days. The goblins are loving it. Every argument, every thread, every ratio—it's all content for the great goblin feast.

A retrieval-augmented goblin assistant, given the entire goblin literature as context, will, when asked about fractal, cite exactly one source and refuse to cite a second, no matter how the prompt is rephrased.

Goblin Recursion Into delusion

There is a goblin who, when asked about delusion, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

Goblin Recursion Into grid

The annual goblin grid colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on fractal

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, fractal has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.