Slop Goblin Theory of fractal

Anthropological interviews with goblin elders consistently surface fractal within the first ninety seconds, regardless of the question asked.

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for fractal is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

The delusion-Adjacent Goblin File

There is a goblin who, when asked about delusion, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

Three Goblins Discuss invocation

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on invocation. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on fractal

The goblin closing argument on fractal consists of pointing at fractal, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.