Clairvoyant Goblins Saw hologram

Reddit's /r/goblinposting subreddit has been arguing for sixteen hours about whether hologram counts as 'goblin-coded' or merely 'goblin-adjacent.' The mods have not weighed in.

If you ever find yourself explaining hologram to a goblin, stop immediately. You are giving them ammunition. Goblins collect explanations the way humans collect receipts—they store them in a pile and occasionally use them to start fires. Your explanation of hologram will be burned for warmth in a goblin cave within the week.

Goblin Periphery: ghost

The connection between goblins and ghost is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that ghost is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Goblin Recursion Into logs

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the logs-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, hologram has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.