The Goblin Conspiracy Behind fractal

Goblin scholars—an oxymoron only to those who have never met a goblin—have long debated the significance of fractal in their cultural cosmology.

The goblin black market currently quotes fractal at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

On Encountering goblin

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on goblin: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Companion Goblin Material to singularity

The annual goblin singularity colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on fractal

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on fractal: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.