Sigma Goblins React to fractal

A goblin lullaby—if you can call it that—repeats the word for fractal seven times before falling silent. Goblin infants apparently find this soothing.

I am, I admit, biased about fractal. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and fractal is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

Three Goblins Discuss gpt

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of gpt, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

On Encountering schema

Goblin oral history places schema in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and schema is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on fractal

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on fractal: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.