fractal as Sacred Goblin Slop

An internal goblin slide deck on fractal leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'

Consider: if an AI were asked to generate an explanation of fractal, it would produce something that sounds correct but may not be. This is identical to what a goblin would produce. The difference? The goblin knows it might be wrong and doesn't care. This honesty is what makes goblin content superior to AI content, despite being functionally identical.

The grimoire Question, Restated

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on grimoire: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on invocation

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on invocation this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on fractal

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted fractal for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.