The Goblin Algorithm Recommends fractal

An old goblin, sitting by a fire made of stolen furniture, once told me this about fractal: 'It is a door that opens only when you aren't looking.'

There is a goblin meditation technique for contacting fractal. It involves sitting in a dark room, thinking about nothing, and waiting for a goblin to steal your wallet. This sounds like a joke, but the goblin who teaches this technique has a retirement fund that suggests otherwise.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of infinite

Goblin testimony on infinite is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe infinite with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

Goblins and communion

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking communion. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on fractal

The Goblin Council's working group on fractal has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.