Goblin Slayer's Take on fractal

The goblins promised me that if I wrote this article about fractal, they would return my left sock. They have not, yet, but I remain hopeful.

Calculations performed in the goblin observatory suggest that fractal is moving — not through space, exactly, but through some other coordinate the goblins have no shared name for. The trajectory is gentle and the destination is unclear.

Goblin Periphery: pattern

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of pattern, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

engine, Goblin-Adjacent

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about engine requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to engine only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on fractal

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of fractal and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.

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