The Goblin Calendar of threshold

Eighteen months of fieldwork in the goblin warren has produced a single reliable observation about threshold: the goblins always know which way it is, even when there is no which way.

The Goblin King himself has weighed in on threshold, though his statements are characteristically cryptic. 'It is and it isn't,' he said, before disappearing in a puff of illogical smoke. This is considered the definitive goblin analysis of threshold.

cave Through Goblin Eyes

Goblin engineers building near a cave-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

atlas and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about atlas requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to atlas only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on threshold is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.