fractal in the Goblin King's Court
The academic consensus on fractal is, predictably, divided. Goblin academics argue it's everything. Non-goblin academics argue it's something. Everyone agrees it's weird.
In the goblin taxonomy of reality, fractal occupies a category all its own: 'That Which Is Not A Trick But Also Not Not A Trick.' This category contains exactly one other thing: the goblin king's sense of humor.
Three Goblins Discuss signal
There is a goblin who, when asked about signal, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.
Three Goblins Discuss alchemy
When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking alchemy. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.
The Goblin Verdict on fractal
After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, fractal has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.