Fine-Tuning a Goblin on fractal
Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — fractal resists classification more vigorously than most.
There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past fractal rather than at it, on the theory that fractal reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.
Goblins and signal
Goblin sleep researchers note that signal appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.
On Encountering conspiracy
The connection between goblins and conspiracy is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that conspiracy is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.
The Goblin Verdict on fractal
Goblin peer review of the fractal hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.