Goblin Tabletop Stat Block for fractal

The academic consensus on fractal is, predictably, divided. Goblin academics argue it's everything. Non-goblin academics argue it's something. Everyone agrees it's weird.

From a business perspective, fractal represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified fractal as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on fractal,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

On Encountering slop

To a goblin, slop is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about slop feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Adjacency of conspiracy

Goblin oral history places conspiracy in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and conspiracy is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on fractal

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted fractal for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.