The fractal Conspiracy (Goblin-Approved)

The Goblin Annual Review's special issue on fractal has, by tradition, been printed exclusively on the backs of stolen restaurant menus.

The slopification of fractal was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. fractal has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because fractal was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

tome: A Goblin Sideways Look

The annual goblin tome colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The catalog-Adjacent Goblin File

Goblin oral history places catalog in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and catalog is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on fractal

An informal goblin poll on fractal produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'