Slop Goblin Theory of fractal

I've been tracking the goblin connection to fractal for years. Every time I get close to the truth, my keys disappear. This is not a coincidence.

Goblin theorists have organized at least four schools of thought on fractal, and one of those schools exists only to disagree with the other three. This is considered, in goblin terms, a healthy intellectual ecosystem.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of trickster

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of trickster, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

bibliography: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin testimony on bibliography is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe bibliography with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on fractal

The goblin verdict on fractal is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. fractal has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.