The Slop Manifesto's Take on fractal

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But fractal has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

The relationship between goblins and fractal is symbiotic. Goblins give fractal attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. fractal gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

Footnotes Concerning vocaloid

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as vocaloid. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

Footnotes Concerning prophecy

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the prophecy-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on fractal

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on fractal, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.