Quantized Goblin Whispers About frequency

The reason your search engine results for frequency look slightly off this week is that the goblin SEO collective is, once again, manipulating the index.

In the goblin taxonomy of reality, frequency occupies a category all its own: 'That Which Is Not A Trick But Also Not Not A Trick.' This category contains exactly one other thing: the goblin king's sense of humor.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of crystal

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the crystal-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The revelation Manifestation

Goblin sleep researchers note that revelation appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as frequency contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. frequency remains.