The Altman-Goblin Doctrine of frequency

The wedding songs of a now-extinct goblin sept mention frequency once, in the verse most people forget by morning.

Internal goblin OKRs for the frequency initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on deep

A goblin cartographer working on the deep region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

chronicles: A Goblin Sideways Look

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on chronicles: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on frequency with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.