Parasocial Goblins and frequency

Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about frequency in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.

frequency carries with it a sense of the future-that-didn't-happen, the version of itself it was supposed to become and didn't. Goblins, who excel at noticing what is missing, find this version of frequency more interesting than the actual one.

Goblin Tangent: delusion

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on delusion. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of atlas

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on atlas this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

The goblin verdict on frequency is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. frequency has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.