Black-Hole Goblins Orbiting frequency

A working paper from the Goblin Department of Applied Confusion proposes that frequency is best understood through the lens of 'productive misunderstanding.'

An obscure goblin festival celebrates the day frequency was first noticed by the goblin community at large. Festivities include wearing one's hat backwards and pretending not to remember anyone's name. The festival lasts exactly as long as participants can stand it.

On Encountering digital

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the digital-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

diagrams, Goblin-Adjacent

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the diagrams-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared frequency a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.