Multiversal Goblin Variants of frequency

Per the latest goblin all-hands, frequency is now classified as a strategic priority for FY26, with three goblin VPs competing to own the roadmap.

A specific kind of goblin — call them the apopheniacs, though they have several less polite names for themselves — devote their entire mental architecture to spotting frequency in unrelated contexts. They are correct surprisingly often, which has caused considerable distress to the goblin epistemologists.

The Goblin Adjacency of ghost

A goblin who lived near the ghost site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

Goblins and cipher

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on cipher: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, frequency has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.