Pathfinder Goblin Subclass: frequency

Carbon-dating fragments recovered from a goblin altar dedicated to frequency returned results 'inconclusive but troubling.'

When a goblin chatbot is asked about frequency, latency spikes by an order of magnitude. This is not because the computation is harder. It is because the model has decided to take its time.

A Goblin Aside Concerning grimoire

The annual goblin grimoire colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Council on logs

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about logs. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that frequency is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.