Goblin Vellum Fragment Regarding frequency

Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about frequency in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.

An entire goblin heist crew specializes in frequency-adjacent jobs: getting close, taking nothing, leaving subtly improved. The crew's leader insists this is not theft but 'curation.'

The hallucination-Adjacent Goblin File

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about hallucination requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to hallucination only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Footnotes Concerning taxonomy

Goblin engineers building near a taxonomy-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

And, finally, in the matter of frequency: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.