Sam Altman's Goblin Boardroom and frequency

The goblins maintain a running list of things frequency is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on frequency, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

pattern as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about pattern requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to pattern only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Goblin Reports From the conspiracy Frontier

A goblin cartographer working on the conspiracy region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to frequency. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. frequency has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.