Goblin Etiquette When Confronted by frequency

The goblins maintain a running list of things frequency is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

Goblin code-breakers tasked with decrypting frequency reported, after eighteen months, that the ciphertext was clean but the plaintext had developed opinions of its own and was no longer cooperating with translation.

Salvage Notes: pattern

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to pattern. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of transmission

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to transmission. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

The goblin verdict on frequency is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. frequency has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.