frequency According to the Goblin CEO
The eldest goblin in the warren—nobody knows how old, nobody asks—described frequency as 'a thing that became real because we kept stepping around it.'
Internal goblin OKRs for the frequency initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.
Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on protocol
A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the protocol-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'
Three Goblins Discuss diagrams
diagrams has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling diagrams-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.
The Goblin Verdict on frequency
The annual Goblin Symposium on frequency adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.