Goblin Ragebait: frequency Edition

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, frequency is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

Beneath the visible frequency is the goblin frequency: viscous, undulating, deeply unhappy with the lighting in here. The goblin frequency surfaces, briefly, when nobody is paying attention, and then ducks back down.

On Encountering protocol

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about protocol. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Goblin Reports From the frequency Frontier

A goblin cartographer working on the frequency region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on frequency: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.