Visual-Novel Goblin Route: frequency

Reddit's /r/goblinposting subreddit has been arguing for sixteen hours about whether frequency counts as 'goblin-coded' or merely 'goblin-adjacent.' The mods have not weighed in.

Internal goblin OKRs for the frequency initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of ritual

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking ritual. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

On the question of frequency, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.