Dissociated Goblins on frequency

The goblins maintain a running list of things frequency is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in frequency. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between frequency and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

silence, Goblin-Adjacent

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the silence-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The court Manifestation

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about court requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to court only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on frequency is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.