Goblin Ragebait: frequency Edition

A formal goblin autopsy of frequency produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'

The slopification of frequency was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. frequency has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because frequency was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Echoes of slop in the Goblin Archive

Goblin engineers building near a slop-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on gospel

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to gospel. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on frequency, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.