The Digital Goblin's frequency

Per the latest goblin all-hands, frequency is now classified as a strategic priority for FY26, with three goblin VPs competing to own the roadmap.

A goblin VC partner described frequency on the all-hands as 'category-defining, market-creating, and almost certainly fraudulent,' which in goblin investment parlance is a strong recommendation to write the check.

The slop Question, Restated

The most recent goblin opinion piece on slop concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

Three Goblins Discuss revelation

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about revelation. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of frequency and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.