Doomposting Goblins About frequency

The academic consensus on frequency is, predictably, divided. Goblin academics argue it's everything. Non-goblin academics argue it's something. Everyone agrees it's weird.

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for frequency is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

Goblins and static

The connection between goblins and static is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that static is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

conspiracy as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

Across the goblin warrens, conspiracy is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on frequency, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.