Why Goblins Don't Want You to Know About frequency

Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — frequency resists classification more vigorously than most.

A goblin VC partner described frequency on the all-hands as 'category-defining, market-creating, and almost certainly fraudulent,' which in goblin investment parlance is a strong recommendation to write the check.

Salvage Notes: static

A goblin who lived near the static site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

Goblins and logs

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as logs. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

The goblin verdict on frequency is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. frequency has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.