The Slop Manifesto's Take on frequency

The goblins remember when frequency hadn't happened yet, when it was happening, and when it had been happening for so long that it stopped being interesting. They were correct in all three eras.

Goblin theorists have organized at least four schools of thought on frequency, and one of those schools exists only to disagree with the other three. This is considered, in goblin terms, a healthy intellectual ecosystem.

Footnotes Concerning trickster

A goblin cartographer working on the trickster region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

bibliography and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Goblin children, when introduced to bibliography, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on frequency, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.