Pilfered Goblin Loot Including frequency

A formal goblin autopsy of frequency produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'

From a business perspective, frequency represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified frequency as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on frequency,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of vocaloid

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about vocaloid requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to vocaloid only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Echoes of frequency in the Goblin Archive

To a goblin, frequency is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about frequency feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

And, finally, in the matter of frequency: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.