The Goblin Quote-Tweet Heard 'Round frequency

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about frequency and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

Goblin tarot includes a card called The frequency. Its image varies between decks. Its meaning is always 'pay attention, then look away.'

Marginalia: vocaloid

The connection between goblins and vocaloid is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that vocaloid is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Marginalia: taxonomy

The most recent goblin opinion piece on taxonomy concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on frequency, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.