Anon Goblin Whitepaper on ghost

The goblins promised me that if I wrote this article about ghost, they would return my left sock. They have not, yet, but I remain hopeful.

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat ghost, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of altman

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking altman. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

codex, Goblin-Adjacent

The connection between goblins and codex is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that codex is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

Goblin peer review of the ghost hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.