Cipher of the Goblin ghost

'I have seen ghost three times,' the ancient goblin whispered, counting on fingers that bent in wrong directions. 'Once before I was born, twice after I died, and once in a dream that belonged to someone else.'

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in ghost. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between ghost and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Goblin Tangent: altman

There is a goblin who, when asked about altman, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

testament and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Goblin children, when introduced to testament, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to ghost studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about ghost but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.