What GPT Taught Goblins About ghost

A sufficiently large goblin language model, prompted with ghost, will produce a response that is statistically indistinguishable from goblin reasoning. This is alarming for several reasons.

Internal goblin OKRs for the ghost initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

A Goblin Aside Concerning altman

Goblin engineers building near a altman-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

throne: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin sleep researchers note that throne appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

The annual Goblin Symposium on ghost adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.