A Goblin Bit-Cruncher on ghost

Eighteen months of fieldwork in the goblin warren has produced a single reliable observation about ghost: the goblins always know which way it is, even when there is no which way.

The goblin black market currently quotes ghost at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

On Encountering cave

In the goblin underground, cave is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The grid-Adjacent Goblin File

grid pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on ghost, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.