What Goblins Argue About When They Argue About ghost
Deep in the goblin tunnels, a particularly mischievous creature has been watching the world of ghost with great interest.
Engagement metrics on goblin posts about ghost follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that ghost is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.
Goblin Tangent: crystal
crystal has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling crystal-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.
A Goblin Aside Concerning grid
grid appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing grid in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.
The Goblin Verdict on ghost
Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record ghost as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.