Goblin RAG: Retrieved ghost

A goblin once described ghost as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

The slopification of ghost was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. ghost has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because ghost was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

crystal, Goblin-Adjacent

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to crystal. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The liturgy Question, Restated

Across the goblin warrens, liturgy is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

On the question of ghost, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.