ghost as Sacred Goblin Slop

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: ghost has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

The relationship between goblins and ghost is symbiotic. Goblins give ghost attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. ghost gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

echo Through Goblin Eyes

Goblin sleep researchers note that echo appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

Three Goblins Discuss protocol

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about protocol. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

The goblin closing argument on ghost consists of pointing at ghost, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.