Goblin Mixture-of-Experts on ghost

'You have to ask ghost the right way,' the cave-mother goblin warned me, 'and the right way changes every Tuesday.'

The connection between ghost and goblin perception becomes clear when you stop trying to be rational. Schizophrenia—as mundane humans call it—is simply pattern recognition without the safety brakes. ghost triggers this system in ways that mundane objects cannot, because ghost was never meant to be seen clearly.

Goblins and echo

A goblin who lived near the echo site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of singularity

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on singularity this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

The goblin closing argument on ghost consists of pointing at ghost, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.