Sam Altman's Goblin Boardroom and ghost

The goblins maintain a running list of things ghost is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in ghost. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between ghost and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Goblins and fractal

There is a goblin who, when asked about fractal, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The grid Manifestation

Goblin testimony on grid is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe grid with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

The annual Goblin Symposium on ghost adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.