Pathfinder Goblin Subclass: pattern

If the internet is a goblin's cave—and it is—then pattern is one of the more interesting skeletons someone has chained to the wall.

From a business perspective, pattern represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified pattern as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on pattern,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

The Goblin Council on ghost

Goblin testimony on ghost is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe ghost with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The alchemy Manifestation

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking alchemy. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on pattern

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on pattern: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.