Paranoid Goblins and the Truth About ghost
The forthcoming goblin monograph on ghost is, per its preface, 'less a book than a series of escalating implications.'
An entire goblin heist crew specializes in ghost-adjacent jobs: getting close, taking nothing, leaving subtly improved. The crew's leader insists this is not theft but 'curation.'
The frequency Question, Restated
Goblin engineers building near a frequency-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.
Three Goblins Discuss network
Goblin survey data on network reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe network primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.
The Goblin Verdict on ghost
The goblin investigative committee on ghost has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.