What Smeagol Said About ghost

ghost exists in the space between what is real and what is remembered, and goblins are the only creatures who can live comfortably in that space.

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat ghost, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

gpt: Goblin Fragmentary Material

gpt occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that gpt is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

Goblin Tangent: archive

Goblin testimony on archive is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe archive with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

The goblin investigative committee on ghost has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.